Wednesday 5 May 2010

Theories of Atlantis

New York.

Just in case you’ve made the mistake of allowing yourself to relax and stop worrying about being disembowled by terrorists, it’s time you rethought your life-strategy. Because the terrorists are back and they’ve got fertilizer, cans of gasoline and some ineffective ignition clocks. Get fucking scared again, and fast. Do you even realize how close we got to losing a beautiful Starbucks and cultural mecca TGI Friday’s? This latest plot is a necessary reminder that we must stay scared at all times and give up as much of our civil liberties as possible to keep us safe from the boogeyman.